how to say I hate monogramming without really meaning it

Today has really sucked!!!! Got up all ready to get in the sweat shop and the first thing I did I have to remove the tackdown stitch.  Put that aside and moved on to next project.  It went OK.  Now for the great one:   customer's onesie, in 5x7 hoop (which is too big for a onesie) didn't pick up material as it did the satin stitch, tried to pick it out (yeah right!) , went to Old Navy to get another one, of course they didn't have it, had to order it off internet.  Now have 2 onesies I don't need because could only buy in packs of 3.  Also can't find a greek alphabet that isn't HUGE.  It's going on a onesie people, not an XL sweatshirt.  Needless to say, I am out of the sweat shop  for the day and have eaten everything in sight.  I know, I haven't had a nap and have only had one diet coke today.  Time for both!